moonlight burns

So I just got back from the 2-hour movie everyone went to see on opening night; New moon. I must say, some of the lines were absolutely hilarious and if you don’t want to go, at least go for Taylor’s abs. You will serious regret not seeing them. X) I believe some of the things that were said were:

“His abs are ABsolutely for the part”

“If I had Abs like that, I would have to wear a shirt to the pool because I wouldn’t want everyone to stare” “Tony, If you had Abs like that I would rip your shirt off every day.”

“WHY DID THEY PUT A SHIRT ON HIM WHEN NO ONE ELSE HAD A SHIRT!?” “Because they didn’t want him to outshine the rest, they wanted them to look manly too.”

“His neck is LONG, like Giraffe man! With Abs! I don’t even know where abs would be on a giraffe… probably on his neck!”

“What behind his Abs?” “More abs, like a shark.” an alternate theory “A pot of gold. TASTE THE RAINBOW!”

(There’s about to be construction done on our school) “If he came to our school the building would just be like ‘I want you in me’ and would build itself.”

“His Abs are the Chuck Norris of Abs!”

“Why don’t they ever show them changing back into werewolves?” “Because then they’d be nekkid.” “Oh.” “This would be much better if it was a rated R.”

Expect there to be some sort of fanclub on facebook soon. XD